Tuesday, September 23, 2014

The Evil Creator Laughs In Your Face: 1.1

The next day started like any other day would. A great conversation with the dirty girl down the road, and an easily lost game of chess. Guess who else showed up! You guessed it.

PABLO! I love me some Pablo. Jessie seems to have takin a liking to him as well. Bout time!
Evil Creator: I knew you would fall head over heels for that sexy cowboy.
Jessie:He's growing on me. I'm still not a fan of the hat though.

Had to post a picture of her perty kitty cat outfit. She always changes right back out of it as soon as she puts it on.

I caught Pablo standing in Jessie's driveway while she was away at work....that's not being creepy or anything.

 As soon as she arrived home, Pablo was on her like sh*t on a stick
Evil Creator: Jessie, it's perfectly normal for a guy to stalk your house when he's interested. I wouldn't worry about the possibly of him killing you in your sleep or anything........
Jessie:Well, maybe he was just out for a walk. That is possible you know.

 Looks to me like our lil Jessie is growing up. Sexy poses and all. She's going to get him hook line and sinker.

                                                             Major cuteness spam


 I forgot to mention that Jessie got a promotion! With that comes this snazzy coffee pot.

We were able to upgrade though. Meager beginnings, but the shack is kind of adorable

 I decided that Jessie and Pablo needed to go on an actual date. They were whisked away to the local library.

 Their first kiss. Seems like Jessie is putting in most of the work here. Very quickly they became boyfriend and girlfriend!

 Yep, still doing most of the work.
During this entire time Pablo just wanted to argue. If Jessie wasn't flirting and massaging, Pablo, would have ruined the whole date. She did a great job though, scoring us a gold medal.

 As soon as the date ended, Jessie went downstairs to work on her programming skill by hacking into the Lathario trust.
Evil Creator: $11 really?! Jessie, what do you think you're going to do with $11?!

 The next morning Pablo stopped over again. We were really getting used to seeing his face on a daily basis.
 Evil Creator: Jessie, I think it's time for you to propose. I've already decided he's the one...now get to it!
Jessie:That's perfectly fine by me, I actually think I'm in love with this guy. Maybe he'll shave his beard off for me.

 Jessie dropped down on one knee and popped the question right then and there. I'm so proud of my lil Jessie bear.

and........he looks scared. WTF he better accept. I'm not interested in starting over.

Thankfully he does. Jessblo......or Pabsie(I guess that mixing of the names crap doesn't work with everyone) are now engaged!!!!

 Due to lack of fundage. They choose to elope in the library since that's where they met and then later, had their first date. The library is special......

Evil Creator:Pablo, get your nasty tongue back in your mouth. smh

They went straight home to break in the marriage. Speaking of marriage....Mr. Pablo ages up to an elder in 12 days. I'm hoping they implement the ability to do an age check soon.

                                                    Insert corny elevator music here

This shot makes me giggle. Pablo needed to work on his charisma skill since he has joined the entertainment career.
Pablo:Why hello you handsome devil! We just did good.....real good.
I also feel I need to add that Pablo has a very deep, James Earl Jones, kind of voice. More on the edge of creepy than sexy though.

The next day, Jessie and Pablo went on another date to the Blue Velvet. Pablo also needed to work on his musical skills.

Pablo went straight to playing the piano(earning him an embarrassed emotion because he sucks). Polka dot chick(horrible with names) doesnt mind at all though.
Pretty sure she's all juiced up

                                                Pretty sure she's all juiced up


The following day, Jessie finds out that she's carrying a hairy nooboo! OMG! So very excited! She                                                  goes straight to Pablo to tell him the great news.

And this is what she got. A very sad and confused looking Pablo.

He then actually became angry over the news. Poor Jessie! 
                                        I really hope Pablo can stop being such a jackwagon.

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